Okay, so recently my two best friends started arguing about which one of them would make a better woman. Luckily, a new product named “Gene swapper” had just entered the global market and I was eager to try it. We made a deal that I would swap only their male/female chromosomes. That way, they would still be the same person, but a female version of themselves. They decided I would be the ultimate judge of who was the best as a woman, but I was banned from making them do any “sexual” things. To make it even worse, the bet was pretty large: a 1000 dollars.
After I modified their chromosomes, it all took some time to work so they both went home, but I was surprised when I got a text message from Luke with a picture attached to it.
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Luke: Looks to me like I’ve got the natural beauty here. I can already see those 1000 dollars in my hands.
Me: Luke? Is that you? I didn’t expect you to be so…
Luke: Feminine? Yea, I was pretty surprised when I woke up, too.
Me: Well, I must say I already like this Luke better.
Luke: It’s Lisa now. I’m trying to fit in the role, here.
Me: Are you wearing lipstick? And are those plastic fingernails? And don’t tell me those melons are fake…
Luke: What? No, for God’s sake. My tits are completely natural, size 34F. And yes, I’m wearing lipstick and fake fingernails. I already told you, I’m trying to be convincing here.
Me: 34F, you say? BRB.
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Luke:Where are you? Where did you go?
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Luke: Oh, come on! You aren’t jerking off, right?
Luke: OMG, you are! Get back here and answer me. Tell me it isn’t true!
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Me: Sorry, I’m back! Had to clean my phone.
Luke: You fucking perv, you said you wouldn’t make us do anything sex-related.
Me: And I’m not! Jerking off to your pic doesn’t mean that you participated…
Luke: uNgh, you bastard!
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Luke: I’m just curious, but what part of the pic DID you jerk off to? Just askin’.
Me: First time,to your tits. The other two times, to your face.
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Well, I think I can make her have sex with me somehow. Actually, I’d better wait for her to try herself. It’s only a matter of time, considering she was curious about me jerking off.
But until then, I want to know more about what happened to Hector, my other best friend.
– TO BE CONTINUED –
