Stop Jumping on the Bed!

Earl had always seemed to act like a child. Specifically, there was nothing he loved more than jumping on the bed. He had done from when he was two until he was 20…and showed no signs of stopping. He simply loved doing it, to an almost scary degree. Needless to say, it annoyed the hell out of every roommate he had, but Earl never came close to stopping. So, when Earl’s jumping interrupted his newest roommates massage, Rick was understandably angry. Rick, secretly a warlock, decided he had enough of Earl’s jumping obsession. At the very least, Earl’s jumping could be a little more…pleasurable in the future.