Ringers

The girl’s soccer team was in the regional semi-finals for the first time in years. For the first time, all the pieces had fallen together perfectly. They had come together as a team over the season. Then came the crash.
The girl’s soccer team was in the regional semi-finals for the first time in years. For the first time, all the pieces had fallen together perfectly. They had come together as a team over the season. Then came the crash.
It was a weekly tradition. Every Friday, Dylan and I would visit the local bar trying to pick up girls to bring back to our apartment. Usually, we had a good amount of success but tonight there was no such luck. I’d been getting edgier and edgier(as well as drunker and drunker) the longer this went on until finally I’d tried to pick up this one chick sitting by herself in the corner. When she’d said no I’d been pretty pissed, muttering under my breath as I walked away. Little did I know that she’d snapped her fingers and pointed out me, muttering under her own breath. I remembered feeling light headed as I walked over to meet up with Dylan.
Steve and Jimmy had the best idea ever. OK, maybe not, but in the heat of the moment it seemed that way.
It was hard times economically, and Johnny was out of a job. No matter where he went it seemed like no one was hiring. In growing desperation, Johnny went to his cousin, who was a witch. He asked her to get him a job. She had an idea, but warned him straight up, “your not going to like this”.
“Hmm……..so that’s what you claim happened? Your friend opened a…..”magic” package, and now she’s—-excuse, excuse, he—can’t seem to control…..uh….around men? Like now, seeing as she’s naked?
I’d been trying to make it into the film industry as an actor for three years with no real luck. When my break did come, it wasn’t in any way I would have expected.
I wonder when my date is getting here? Jaime was soooo understanding when I told her I was going through a rough patch. She told me she would set me up with a new guy, to make up for losing her.
Casey had been a pretty lonely guy. He’d visited all sorts of chat sites and dating sites looking for an opportunity to gain some more life experiences. Specifically, some sexual life experiences. Each time, he’d struck out, sometimes quite spectacularly.
Kyle squeezed his eyes shut. He should have known better than too agree to participate in one of Kevin’s crazy schemes. As a aspiring young writer, Kevin had always been eager to take risks to get a scoop, which was why he’d decided to do a “safety check” to find out if Parkerville really was dangerous at three in the morning. Why he’d felt the need to turn himself and Kyle temporarily into girls with his magic amulet was a mystery. Well, without a doubt, they’d proved the police were right. The only problem was now they were naked, trussed up, and it didn’t take much imagination to figure out what was coming next.
“See dude? Ever since I touched that idol, not only am I a girl, but wearing clothes is uncomfortable most of the time. Hey, personal space, man! Wait, why are you—ohh…… Ok. Don’t stop now. We can finish the chat later.,”