Nothing To The Imagination
“Jason! I’m back man! I bought the shit you wanted!” Todd yelled as he walked in the doorway. “Jason?”
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Night On The Floor
Tom still couldn’t believe it had come to this. He used to own places like this. More then one, actually. Then came his bad decision. He’d made other bad decisions before, of course—who hand’t?—but this was his Bad Decision.
This House Again
Rich walked to the door, a container of liquid over his shoulder. He rolled his eyes as he walked up the steps towards the front door. This place again? This was the third time this week he’d been sent over to complete some minor task around the house. Each time some half dressed teenage girl had answered the door. She was hot—Rich didn’t deny that—but he had around ten years on her. He also had a girlfriend, so even if he was interested he still wouldn’t have gone for it.
Talented
Tommy was a very talented kid. He knew full well that he was good at Call of Duty. Then came the spell his sister cast. She needed a date for her boyfriend’s buddy and knew Tommy would be willing to give it a shot. Tommy wasn’t exactly thrilled, but Jessica had gotten around it by giving Heather some certain…..needs.
New Years Relationship Status
My friends Tyler(on the right, wearing a skirt) Zach(middle, brunette) and I had been cursed by this old lady. We had to spend a whole year as girls as penance for our actions while drunk.
Summer As Carolyn
“Smile, Carolyn!”
Grace
Damon and I were best friends. However, Damon was gay, and we lived in Texas. It’d be one thing if we were in one of the big cities, where people weren’t happy about “alternative lifestyles” but were willing to live and let live, but we were in the countryside. He’d had to leave town pretty quickly once it became known. A couple of months later he contacted me and let me know he’d discovered….something. He was able to shapeshift from one form to another, and he had a plan.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
Tim, Stephen, and Bobby were on the road heading for Las Vegas. They were going to have a week’s worth of partying, drinking, and generally enjoying themselves. All three of them were wizards, which meant that Vegas was going to be even more fun then usual. Figuring, however, that they could get a better deal on hotels and stuff if one of them was a hot chick, they’d played three way rock, paper scissors to decide. Bobby lost, picking scissors while Tim and Stephen both picked rock.
Braces
Brandon was always joking around. Most people got that, and understood it. His jokes were sometimes in bad taste—ok, ok, most times—but he was so charming people wouldn’t mind it for too long.
Fix This
So, yeah. Your probably wondering how this happened, boss, am I right? Okay, it’s kinda a long story…..ok, ok, I’m telling it. So you know how you keep telling me illegal substances and magic don’t mix? So, I was at this party last not, and they were passing around this really weird stuff, and….well….there were these guys who keep messing with me all night, like a half a dozen of of them, and, well, I had that cursed amulet you had me hold onto—you know, the one which amplifies magical power? Anyway, I was just going to turn one of them, you know, so the rest would start messing with them and not me, and, well……