“I feel so fat. How much of a cow do I look?” John asked his girlfriend. ” You look perfect John, my big sister was always cute, but having a kid really suits you!” John couldn’t help but smile. ” Maybe that genie was a good thing.”
John’s friend Jason had been acting strange the last week or so. He kept looking like he wanted to ask John something, but Jason fell silent overtime John asked him about it. After a straight week of this Jason finally came forward with his question.
” Would you go with me to my family reunion next month?”
John did not understand where the secrecy was coming from. ” Of course man, do I need to bring anything?”
“No.”