My mother has been having far too much fun lately, ever since she got ahold of that program. A few weeks ago I had found, through some strange dealings on the internet, a copy of Adobe Morph- a program that somehow allows the user to totally alter a subjects body, mind and life. I had no idea the program could do what it claimed until I tried it. My first change was giving myself purple hair. When it worked, and I actually had purple hair down to the root, I was beside myself with amazement. When I googled the program it didn’t appear to exist, so I was either crazy or I had stumbled upon some actual goddamn magic. Read more