My Two Sons

Would you look at my two sons. Yes I said sons. Let me explain you see up till 8 months ago my boys would argue and fight over everything. From Sports to Video Games to Women they slept with always trying to one up the other constantly. Finally I had enough of it. I was done but there was nothing I could do. Until me friend Alice said she might know a way to get my sons to calm down a forgo their comparative nature once and for all. She suggested I go see this crazy old lady she knew. Alice claimed that she was a witch and that she was the reason why her husband mysteriously ran off with his secretary. That in fact he turned in to the dog she got the day he let. I thought she was insane no way this witch could be real and she was just upset about her husband leaving, but I deiced to humor her just this one and go visit the Crazy lady.