Paul called out for reinforcement as the swat team that entered their offices to bust their drug lord boss wasn’t sufficient. Paul had found a genie earlier that week, and she was away from her bottle in his pocket. She had patiently been waiting for him to make a wish, so asked him again, through all the commotion and gunfire, while he was hiding under his desk, the informant that got the swat team involved for the bust.
Ted said to the genie he found, not really knowing how many wishes he actually had, “First, I wish I had better chewing gum,” as he pulled on a string of gum from his mouth upward.
Harold was told he had just one wish from the genie of the lamp that was on his kitchen cabinet. Half not believing, and half drunk, he just made a quick wish, not even thinking much about it.
When asked for a wish from the one wish genie, Ted asked for “sex, drugs, and rock n roll”. The genie misinterpreted that last part, as “rockin’ rolls”, which she thought were boobs, which only women had. She turned Ted into Tessa, who got lots of sex, drugs, and had rockin’ rolls on her chest!
Dominik hatte auf dem Flohmarkt eine alte Lampe gefunden. Sie sah ein bisschen aus, wie aus einem Aladin Film. Doch Dominik glaubte nicht an so etwas. Aber doch konnte er es sich nicht verkneifen, einmal an der Lampe zu reiben, als er wieder zu Hause war.
I have a special condition, one that I have to be really carefull with. Two years ago, I found a magic lamp, and as expected, I was awarded three wishes. The first two worked like a charm. I wished to be the owner of a successfull real state business, and that all women found me attractive. But my third wish, backfired on me, I wished that I had the power to turn any person I touched into a hot bimbo. I didn’t realize at that moment how I had phrased my wish. After granting my wishes, the lamp just disappeared.
Henry had one wish from the genie, and he tried to make it a good one. He had bad luck with women, and wanted a woman he could be with the rest of his life. What he failed to understand was, the genie could not make people out of thin air, and could not force someone to love him, or even like him for that matter. It’s just the way it was. Henry could have asked about this, and found out from the wish granting genie, but he didn’t.
Harry thought his aunt Vanessa had it good, as a rich trophy wife. One day he said he wished he had it that good, and a genie appeared.
Life was hard for poor Lucas. Though he kept hearing about how “nerds were cool now”, he didn’t really believe it. Sure, Lucas was tall, and thin, and his female friends said he was cute. But he didn’t believe it. Lucas read a lot of comics and played a lot of games, and he had an idea of what a man was supposed to look like. And when he looked in a mirror, he sure as hell didn’t see it.
Jake wished to be a sexy woman, and the genie granted it, he turned into a sexy female version of himself. As he caresses his new nylon clad legs with his French manicure hands, he smiled realizing he was a hot and felt great. Then new desires flooded his mind, female ones, and he realized he needed to find a man. That time would be his friend Lee’s lucky day, and the day Jake, now Jackie would get pregnant with twins!